Well here is the first of my random topics

This is my new talk show called Doctor Paladin so what you do is you come and tell me your problems and i will endeavour to answear them as stupidly and silly as possible so that every one who reads them will hopefully have a good laugh so make sure it isnt a problem you dont mind sharing you can even make one up if you want.

So anyway My first Victim i mean Patient is



This is a legal Disclaimer
Doctor Paladin is not an officially recognised Doctor his answers are only to be taken as a bit of fun if you seriously consider doing what he tells you to do he is in no way legally responsible for any injury you suffer. By posting a reply here you agree to be laughed at in a harmless way and to having complete strangers know about your screwed up life.

Doctor Paladin.
Me gots a wee bit of a problem
Me right foots gone blue green, while me left went orange
What shoulds me do?

Well first of all i think you should chop them off than with your two severed stumps crawl all the way to a real doctor have Fun